What are some funny nicknames for short people?

I’m short! i think my favorite so far has been kickstand lol or halfpint.

Anyone else have some other good ones?

tiny tim, thumbelina, mini-me, inch high private eye, tiny, little one. There are so many things to work with.

P.S. itty bitty, lil bit, squeek, oompa loompa, munchkin, the wee one, fun size
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What are some funny nicknames for short people?

I’m short! i think my favorite so far has been kickstand lol or halfpint.

Anyone else have some other good ones?
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Skittle, Stump, Jet
Vertically challenged, dynamite comes in small packages, not over weight, just under-tall, small fry and low to the ground, where I like to be.

I’m 5’3″ and love my height, I usually have to find someone taller then me, when I’m shopping in the grocery store, to reach something on the top shelves. I don’t mind, it keeps things, lively, to say the least.
I’ve always been really short but I don’t mind. As a youngster, my aunt called me “Little Bug.” In my teen years, she then decided to call me “Little One.” So many years have passed but she still calls me “Little One.”
Gnome, Dwarf, Midget, Short stuff, Smurf, Small mac. If I think of any more I’ll get back to u 🙂
Shrimp has always been my favorite